Just a little humor

Each of these questions is not meant to demean your knowledge level or your computer expertise. They're merely to demonstrate that people are at many different levels and everybody's question is to be taken seriously. So enjoy.

I have plenty of windows in my house. Whey would I want 95, 98 or even 2000 more?

We know the ultimate answer is 42. What is the ultimate question?

Just why does my computer have that mouse thingy and do I need to vaccinate it for rabies?

Just how much is a gigabyte?

I have spider webs in my basement. Why do I need the World Wide Web?

My computer has a serial connection. Does that make it a mass murderer?

My mouse won't bite, will it?

Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?

Do all computers come with that built-in cup holder?

Is DSL faster or slower than a cable internet connection?

Can I hold my hair in place with an Internet?

Is it true that Windows ME is the Millionaire's Edition of Windows or does ME stand for Messed-up Edition?

What does my baud have to do with how fast I can go?

Does my computer have to byte or can I get it housebroken?

Does oatmeal come through my Universal Serial Bus.

Is Windows 2000 21.0526316... times better than Windows 95?

Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Should I see my dentist or my oral surgeon about my megabyte?

How many Windows are NT or XP? I'm not familiar with those Roman Numerals.

What shoe size is required to properly boot my computer?

What is the meaning of life?

Is a megabyte anything like an overbite? If so, I can't imagine what a gigabyte would look like.

Just where are Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Richie Valens and Buddy Holly these days?

I want to buy something on-line. Where do I swipe my credit card?

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